Funny Rizz Lines That Make Them Laugh
Hilarious rizz lines that make them laugh and feel charmed. Witty puns, comedy gold openers, and clever humor.
Funny Rizz Lines
Hilarious pickup lines that make them laugh and feel charmed at the same time
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“Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a-cute.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type.”
“I'm not a dentist, but I could give you a filling.”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.”
“I must be a light switch, because you turn me on.”
“If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.”
“I'd tell you you're cute, but someone else probably did that already, so you're ugly. Just kidding, you're beautiful.”
“Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.”
“I'm not a weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.”
“If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.”
“My love for you is like diarrhea — I just can't hold it in.”
“I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
“I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.”
“Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.”